December 2010
5 posts
There's Got To Be A Better Way!
Sky Mall is full of some of the most useless, overpriced novelty products I have ever seen. So, suppose it snowed, like it just did here in New York City. It snowed A LOT. Why break out that old fashioned, dangerous, outdated regular shovel. Why not drop $120.00, plus tax and delivery, on this shovel WITH A WHEEL!! I mean, if you’re going to buy a “wovel” (I can’t believe...
5 Awesome Pictures
3-D Bacon
We are obsessed with recreating reality. Everything must be recreated. Every moment must be recreated. Even things that aren’t reality must be made to look as real as possible.
The first 3-D movie I remember seeing was Creature From The Black Lagoon. You went to 7-11, bought a Slurpee and they gave you a set of paper 3-D glasses with the blue and red cellophane lenses. I remember going...
Congratulations, I hate you. Now what?
Yeah, I haven’t used this thing a whole lot. I’ve been busy in my IRL adventures, jet-setting to such exotic locales as Bristol, England and Hercules, California. Exhilarating, I know.
Today I’m going to set my sights on a fairly new phenomenon. It involves usually terrible bands trolling the internet, in particular Twitter, looking for negative reviews of themselves and...