If You Can’t Draw A Crowd (NSFW)

As a person who tours the US and the rest of the world extensively, I get to see a lot of shitty dressing rooms and shitty bathrooms.  People always think there is some sort of glamorous backstage party lifestyle with free cocaine, groupies, and nonstop boozin’. Instead what I mostly contend with is broken ac/heat, showers and bathrooms that haven’t been cleaned since the 90s, busted couches and chairs, general filth, and the most common of all… dick drawings.

For some strange reason all around the world, a common thread running through backstage graffiti is dicks. All sorts. Long, short, wide, artsy, impossible, monsters, animals, all manner of colors. It’s insanity. Some places are veritable museums to dick art. Here I have posted a few of my favorites I came across this last year. For a further collection of amazing dick drawings check out Little Zack’s blog If You Can’t Draw A Crowd. Because as the old saying goes…

If you can’t draw a crowd, draw a dick on the wall.